Week 5 Results

Wk 5 Prize Money
1st Place: Iron Men - 43 pts
2nd Place: The Windmilling Chaos - 34 pts



WHAT HE MEANS IS OLD TESTAMENT BIBLICAL, MR. MAYOR: Fire and brimstone coming from the sky! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes! Volcanoes! The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria! The UFFL world went to hell last week. All three last place teams won, two first place teams lost, and there was general wackiness all around. Only an Outlaws win kept some sense of normalcy in the air. If they had lost too I'd've been on the lookout for the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man...



Iron Men 43 - Seattle Blur 27
I guess the Shaun Alexander Era went ahead and started for Iron Men... Wow!
IRON MEN                   43   SEATTLE BLUR               27
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QB Brett Favre              9   QB Aaron Brooks             6
RB Shaun Alexander         18   RB Marshall Faulk           0
RB Corey Dillon             6   RB Lamar Smith              3
WR Bill Schroeder           0   WR Cris Carter              3
WR Amani Toomer             0   WR Marvin Harrison          6
TE Roland Williams          0   TE Desmond Clark            0
K Rian Lindell             10   K  John Carney              9

MacBain's 69th Highlanders 21 - Sea Stags 6
MacBain has now won two in a row for the first time since 1973! Congratultions!
MACBAIN'S 69th HIGHLANDERS 21   SEA STAGS                   6
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QB Jay Fiedler              3   QB Kurt Warner              0
RB Charlie Garner           0   RB Michael Bennett          0
RB Tyrone Wheatley          6   RB Tshimanga Biakabutuka    0
WR Derrick Alexander        0   WR Randy Moss               0
WR Oronde Gadsden           0   WR Jerry Rice               0
TE Tony Gonzalez            1   TE Anthony Becht            0
K  Joe Nedney              11   K  Mike Vanderjagt          6

Munchen Mavericks 11 - Bake-O's 9
How the mighty have fallen...
MUNCHEN MAVERICKS          11   BAKE-O'S                    9
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QB Steve McNair            10   QB Jim Miller               0
RB Jerome Bettis            0   RB Maurice Smith            6
RB James Jackson            0   WR Tim Dwight               0
WR David Boston             0   WR Quincy Morgan            0
WR Tim Brown                0   WR Muhsin Muhammad          0
TE Kyle Brady             BYE   TE Shannon Sharpe           0
K  Brett Conway             1   K  Jason Elam               3

Outlaws 28 - Renegade Rebels 23
Just so I have something to quibble about in this game, Outlaws left 24 points on the bench.
OUTLAWS                    28   RENEGADE REBELS            23
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QB Rich Gannon              0   QB Anthony Wright           0
RB Stephen Davis            0   RB Eddie George             6
RB LaDanian Tomlinson       6   RB Ricky Williams           6
WR Joe Horn                 0   WR Isaac Bruce              0
WR Terrell Owens           12   WR Marcus Robinson          0
TE Wesley Walls             3   TE Bubba Franks             6
K  Jose Cortez              7   K  Olindo Mare              5

Rage 23 - Lethal Weapon 4 - 15
Yet another Joe V 6-man classic. How does he do it?
RAGE                       23   LETHAL WEAPON 4            15
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QB Elvis Grbac              3   QB Peyton Manning           6
RB Ron Dayne                6   RB Mike Anderson            0
WR Antonio Freeman          3   RB Antowain Smith           6
WR Kevin Johnson            3   WR Torry Holt               0
WR Rod Smith                3   WR Keyshawn Johnson         0
TE Ernie Conwell            0   TE Marcus Pollard           0
K  Matt Stover              5   K  John Hall                3

The Windmilling Chaos 34 - Egomaniacs 23
TWC scores more than 30 for the first time since 1946 and Ego wastes a fine effort from Culpepper.
THE WINDMILLING CHAOS      34   EGOMANIACS                 23
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QB Brian Griese             6   QB Daunte Culpepper        15
RB James Allen              6   RB Troy Hambrick            0
RB Priest Holmes           12   RB Edgerrin James           0
WR Joey Galloway            0   WR Darrell Jackson          0
WR Darnay Scott             3   WR Marvin Minnis            0
TE Stephen Alexander        0   TE Ken Dilger               0
K  Ryan Longwell            7   K  Wade Richey              8



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