Week 1 Results
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1st Place: Seattle Blur - 32 pts 2nd Place: Egomaniacs - 30 pts |
| SORRY: I'm not feeling much like humorous recaps today. The first week was pretty lackluster, then you combine that with the stuff that's happened in New York and D.C. this week, and it has taken away most of my whimsy for the time being. I'm sorry for that. I'll give a brief comment for each game, but that's all I can really spare today. I'll do my best to return to vintage form next week. For now, congrats to the winners, bollocks to the losers, and sucks to your ass-mar! (my seventh-round draft pick next year to the first person who identifies the last reference) |
| Egomaniacs 30 - Outlaws 16 |
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| Tomlinson not starting didn't lose this one for Jim. Tomlinson and Gannon not starting, however, did. Welcome to 0-1. |
Egomaniacs 30 Outlaws 16 ============================= ============================= QB Daunte Culpepper 9 QB Jeff Garcia 3 RB Edgerrin James 12 RB Stephen Davis 0 RB Ricky Watters 0 RB Curtis Martin 6 WR Darrell Jackson 0 WR Troy Brown 3 WR Marvin Minnis 3 WR Terrell Owens 0 TE Ken Dilger 0 TE Wesley Walls 0 K John Carney 6 K Martin Gramatica 4 |
| Iron Men 21 - Sea Stags 12 |
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| Having an injured kicker in the lineup seemed to work for Brian - unorthodox as always. At least he started a TE this week. |
Iron Men 21 Sea Stags 12 ============================= ============================= QB Brett Favre 6 QB Kurt Warner 3 RB Corey Dillon 6 RB Michael Bennett 0 RB Garrison Hearst 0 RB Tshimanga Biakabutuka 0 WR Bill Schroeder 3 WR Randy Moss 0 WR Amani Toomer 6 WR Jerry Rice 0 TE Roland Williams 0 TE Anthony Becht 0 K Steve Christie 0 K Mike Vanderjagt 9 |
| Rage 11 - Macbain's 69th Highlanders 8 |
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| New kicker but the same old story for MacBain. The Urns have become the Nedheds. Why was Brad Johnson on the bench? |
Rage 11 MacBain's 69th Highlanders 8 ============================= ============================= QB Elvis Grbac 3 QB Tim Couch 0 RB Duce Staley 0 RB Emmitt Smith 0 RB Fred Taylor 0 RB Tyrone Wheatley 0 WR Antonio Freeman 0 WR Derrick Alexander 0 WR Rod Smith 3 WR Hines Ward 0 TE Frank Wycheck 0 TE Tony Gonzalez 0 K Matt Stover 5 K Joe Nedney 8 |
| Renegade Rebels 24 - Munchen Mavericks 9 |
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| RR is now 14-2 against MM, and McCaffery is toast. Ouch, babe. |
Renegade Rebels 24 Munchen Mavericks 9 ============================= ============================= QB Donovan McNabb 6 QB Steve McNair 3 RB Eddie George 0 RB Jerome Bettis 0 RB Ricky Williams 3 RB James Jackson 0 WR Isaac Bruce 0 WR Ed McCaffery 3 WR Travis Taylor 0 WR Eric Moulds 0 TE Bubba Franks 3 TE Kyle Brady 0 K Rian Lindell 12 K Mike Hollis 3 |
| Seattle Blur 32 - Bake-O's 7 |
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| Bake-O's bench scored 32 this week. At least Dan has a a decent roster, even if he can't pick starters worth beans. |
Seattle Blur 32 Bake-O's 7 ============================= ============================= QB Trent Green 3 QB Kordell Stewart 0 RB Marshall Faulk 6 RB Terrell Davis 0 RB Lamar Smith 12 RB Travis Henry 0 WR Cris Carter 3 WR Quincy Morgan 0 WR Marvin Harrison 0 WR Koren Robinson 0 TE Desmond Clark 0 TE Shannon Sharpe 0 K Jeff Wilkins 8 K Jason Elam 7 |
| The Windmilling Chaos 22 - Lethal Weapon 4 10 |
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| This would have been a lot more exciting had Ahman Green and Mike Anderson (or Tampa Bay's offense) been in the game. |
The Windmilling Chaos 22 Lethal Weapon 4 10 ============================= ============================= QB Brian Griese 9 QB Peyton Manning 6 RB Jamal Anderson 6 RB Kevan Barlow 0 RB Warrick Dunn 0 RB James Stewart 0 WR Derrick Mason 3 WR Torry Holt 0 WR Darnay Scott 0 WR Keyshawn Johnson 0 TE Chad Lewis 0 TE Marcus Pollard 3 K Ryan Longwell 4 K Gary Anderson 1 |
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[Box Scores] [UFFL 2001]
