Week 9 Results

Wk 9 Prize Money
1st Place: Bake-O's - 60 pts 2nd Place: Sea Stags - 36 pts

Bake-O's 60 - Egomaniacs 22
Where the hell did this come from? Bake-O's, those now 2-7 denziens of the LIMB cellar (would that be called the root?), rack up a UFFL record 60 points! Olandis Gary (leader of the Denver JV) and Errict Rhett (didn't he retire in 1995, or has it just seemed that way?) lead the charge in a classic Wishbone game and a (however short-lived) return to glory for Dan Shim. There's something to be said for being a purist. :-) Ego put up a decent fight, all things considered; Ricky Watters finally scored and 22 points would have won three of the other five games. Kudos to the root boys, though. Have a root beer Dan, and I'll be rooting for you from here on out. Sorry...just rooting around in my pun book. OK, I'll stop now.
Bake-O's 60 Egomaniacs 22 ======================== ======================== QB Steve Beuerlein 9 QB Tim Couch 0 RB Kenny Bynum 0 RB Curtis Enis 0 RB Olandis Gary 12 RB Charlie Garner 0 RB Errict Rhett 18 RB Ricky Watters 9 TE Byron Chamberlain 0 TE Stephen Alexander 0 TE Freddie Jones 3 TE Tony Gonzalez 0 K Jason Elam 18 K Todd Peterson 13

Bake-O's 60 - Egomaniacs 22

Where the hell did this come from? Bake-O's, those now 2-7 denziens of the LIMB cellar (would that be called the root?), rack up a UFFL record 60 points! Olandis Gary (leader of the Denver JV) and Errict Rhett (didn't he retire in 1995, or has it just seemed that way?) lead the charge in a classic Wishbone game and a (however short-lived) return to glory for Dan Shim. There's something to be said for being a purist. :-) Ego put up a decent fight, all things considered; Ricky Watters finally scored and 22 points would have won three of the other five games. Kudos to the root boys, though. Have a root beer Dan, and I'll be rooting for you from here on out. Sorry...just rooting around in my pun book. OK, I'll stop now.

Bake-O's              60   Egomaniacs            22
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QB Steve Beuerlein     9   QB Tim Couch           0
RB Kenny Bynum         0   RB Curtis Enis         0
RB Olandis Gary       12   RB Charlie Garner      0
RB Errict Rhett       18   RB Ricky Watters       9
TE Byron Chamberlain   0   TE Stephen Alexander   0
TE Freddie Jones       3   TE Tony Gonzalez       0
K  Jason Elam         18   K  Todd Peterson      13

Lethal Weapon 4 33 - Renegade Rebels 23
18 points on Monday Night were the difference for LW4 who won despite starting "Rashan (Tommy? 'Sheeheeeee!')" at RB again. Sorry, but I think that's an even sillier name than "Tshimanga". Not that that should stop him from starting for either the Chiefs or for Ted. 2 TDR's by Antowain Smith and 3 TDP's from Jeff George lead the way to 5-4 for Ted, who remains a game out of first place in LIMB. The Rebs fall to 4-5 but are still in second place in ORRS only because neither Rod nor Joe V. has any luck. A great game by Mark (well, I was playing Atlanta) Brunell is wasted when Olindo Mare proves to be mortal after all. RR should get well on TWC next week though.
Lethal Weapon 4 33 Renegade Rebels 23 ======================== ======================== QB Jeff George 9 QB Mark Brunell 9 RB Rashaan Sheehee 0 RB Eddie George 0 RB Antowain Smith 12 RB Curtis Martin 0 WR Keyshawn Johnson 3 WR Carl Pickens 6 WR Yancey Thigpen 0 WR Jimmy Smith 3 TE Troy Drayton 0 TE Cam Cleeland 0 K Gary Anderson 9 K Olindo Mare 5

Lethal Weapon 4 33 - Renegade Rebels 23

18 points on Monday Night were the difference for LW4 who won despite starting "Rashan (Tommy? 'Sheeheeeee!')" at RB again. Sorry, but I think that's an even sillier name than "Tshimanga". Not that that should stop him from starting for either the Chiefs or for Ted. 2 TDR's by Antowain Smith and 3 TDP's from Jeff George lead the way to 5-4 for Ted, who remains a game out of first place in LIMB. The Rebs fall to 4-5 but are still in second place in ORRS only because neither Rod nor Joe V. has any luck. A great game by Mark (well, I was playing Atlanta) Brunell is wasted when Olindo Mare proves to be mortal after all. RR should get well on TWC next week though.

Lethal Weapon 4       33   Renegade Rebels       23
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QB Jeff George         9   QB Mark Brunell        9
RB Rashaan Sheehee     0   RB Eddie George        0
RB Antowain Smith     12   RB Curtis Martin       0
WR Keyshawn Johnson    3   WR Carl Pickens        6
WR Yancey Thigpen      0   WR Jimmy Smith         3
TE Troy Drayton        0   TE Cam Cleeland        0
K  Gary Anderson       9   K  Olindo Mare         5

Munchen Mavericks 30 - Solvent Drag 21
Tennessee's shutout loss affected both teams in this matchup, but the Drag took the biggest hit (smoking humor, get it?) as Al Del Greco is shut out for the first time since 1934. If not for Emmitt Smith, it would have been even worse. The Drag lose their fourth in a row to fall to 3-6. The Mavs are 6-3 and atop LIMB, the league scoring leader at K. A strong game by Mr. Hollis and 2 TDR's for the Bus make up for Air McNair's ozone (pollution humor, get it?) and the Mavs get the duke. Next up for the Drag is Bake-O's. Given these teams' various performances this year this one will end somewhere between 5-4 and 63-62. Maybe I should have made it GOTW. Nah.
Munchen Mavericks 30 Solvent Drag 21 ======================== ======================== QB Steve McNair 0 QB Brad Johnson 3 RB Jerome Bettis 12 RB Richard Huntley 0 WR David Boston 0 RB Emmitt Smith 18 WR Rob Moore 0 WR Derrick Alexander 0 WR Johnnie Morton 3 WR Eddie Kennison 0 WR Eric Moulds 3 TE David The Flower 0 K Mike Hollis 12 K Al The Greek 0

Munchen Mavericks 30 - Solvent Drag 21

Tennessee's shutout loss affected both teams in this matchup, but the Drag took the biggest hit (smoking humor, get it?) as Al Del Greco is shut out for the first time since 1934. If not for Emmitt Smith, it would have been even worse. The Drag lose their fourth in a row to fall to 3-6. The Mavs are 6-3 and atop LIMB, the league scoring leader at K. A strong game by Mr. Hollis and 2 TDR's for the Bus make up for Air McNair's ozone (pollution humor, get it?) and the Mavs get the duke. Next up for the Drag is Bake-O's. Given these teams' various performances this year this one will end somewhere between 5-4 and 63-62. Maybe I should have made it GOTW. Nah.

Munchen Mavericks     30   Solvent Drag          21
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QB Steve McNair        0   QB Brad Johnson        3
RB Jerome Bettis      12   RB Richard Huntley     0
WR David Boston        0   RB Emmitt Smith       18
WR Rob Moore           0   WR Derrick Alexander   0
WR Johnnie Morton      3   WR Eddie Kennison      0
WR Eric Moulds         3   TE David The Flower    0
K  Mike Hollis        12   K  Al The Greek        0

Outlaws 20 - The Windmilling Chaos 16
You know, if we'd changed the scoring system I'd've won this week. :-) The amazing TWC D, '99 version, hold Outlaws to a mere 20 points, but the sucky TWC offense, '99 version, cannot convert. It's deja vu all over again. Outlaws raise their record to 8-1 and continue their roll toward the Fantasy Bowl. TWC drops to 3-6 and I begin comparing the virtues of Ron Dayne vs. Thomas Jones. A solid all around game for Outlaws -- no one scored more than 7 points, but lots of people scored. Oh...I just realized that Outlaws can clinch the ORRS division title this week. An OUT win and a RR loss give Jim a 5 game lead with 4 to go. TWC...well...I hope Griese can play this week... Maybe I'll draft Drew Brees instead. Or Drew Carey...really, who would notice? Oh, and Parkview lost last week. Figures.
Outlaws 20 The Windmilling Chaos 16 ======================== ======================== QB Elvis Grbac 3 QB Chris Chandler 3 RB Stephen Davis 6 RB Fred Lane 0 RB Edgerrin James 3 WR Wayne Chrebet 0 WR Isaac Bruce 1 WR Troy Edwards 0 WR Michael Westbrook 0 WR Jacquez Green 6 TE Jay Riemersma 0 WR Terance Mathis 0 K Martin Gramatica 7 K Ryan Longwell 7

Outlaws 20 - The Windmilling Chaos 16

You know, if we'd changed the scoring system I'd've won this week. :-) The amazing TWC D, '99 version, hold Outlaws to a mere 20 points, but the sucky TWC offense, '99 version, cannot convert. It's deja vu all over again. Outlaws raise their record to 8-1 and continue their roll toward the Fantasy Bowl. TWC drops to 3-6 and I begin comparing the virtues of Ron Dayne vs. Thomas Jones. A solid all around game for Outlaws -- no one scored more than 7 points, but lots of people scored. Oh...I just realized that Outlaws can clinch the ORRS division title this week. An OUT win and a RR loss give Jim a 5 game lead with 4 to go. TWC...well...I hope Griese can play this week... Maybe I'll draft Drew Brees instead. Or Drew Carey...really, who would notice? Oh, and Parkview lost last week. Figures.

Outlaws               20   The Windmilling Chaos 16
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QB Elvis Grbac         3   QB Chris Chandler      3
RB Stephen Davis       6   RB Fred Lane           0
RB Edgerrin James      3   WR Wayne Chrebet       0
WR Isaac Bruce         1   WR Troy Edwards        0
WR Michael Westbrook   0   WR Jacquez Green       6
TE Jay Riemersma       0   WR Terance Mathis      0
K  Martin Gramatica    7   K  Ryan Longwell       7

Seattle Blur 26 - Iron Men 13
Seattle Blur win their fifth in a row to raise to 8-1 and a two-game lead in TESS. Iron Men did not. In fact, they have now lost four in a row and only Bake-O's pre-this week performance are keeping IM out of the root. The Blur continue to get a solid performace from their D (not up to TWC standards, Fred, but they're ok) :-) as Kurt Warner leads the offensive charge. Iron Men are still starting only one TE as Brett Favre continues (just barely) to lead their offensive charge. Sorry Brian, but you've scored the same number of points as I have, and I know my team sucks, so I just have to assume the same for yours. :-) Fred gets Ted and the Weapon this week in the Battle of Guys Whose Nicknames End in 'ed'...could be a good one.
Seattle Blur 26 Iron Men 13 ======================== ======================== QB Kurt Warner 13 QB Brett Favre 3 RB Leroy Hoard 0 RB Cecil Collins 0 RB Dorsey Levens 0 RB Greg Hill 0 WR Germaine Crowell 4 RB Bam Morris 0 WR Marvin Harrison 0 TE Kyle Brady 0 TE Tyrone Davis 3 TE None 0 K John Hall 6 K Steve Christie 10

Seattle Blur 26 - Iron Men 13

Seattle Blur win their fifth in a row to raise to 8-1 and a two-game lead in TESS. Iron Men did not. In fact, they have now lost four in a row and only Bake-O's pre-this week performance are keeping IM out of the root. The Blur continue to get a solid performace from their D (not up to TWC standards, Fred, but they're ok) :-) as Kurt Warner leads the offensive charge. Iron Men are still starting only one TE as Brett Favre continues (just barely) to lead their offensive charge. Sorry Brian, but you've scored the same number of points as I have, and I know my team sucks, so I just have to assume the same for yours. :-) Fred gets Ted and the Weapon this week in the Battle of Guys Whose Nicknames End in 'ed'...could be a good one.

Seattle Blur          26   Iron Men              13
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QB Kurt Warner        13   QB Brett Favre         3
RB Leroy Hoard         0   RB Cecil Collins       0
RB Dorsey Levens       0   RB Greg Hill           0
WR Germaine Crowell    4   RB Bam Morris          0
WR Marvin Harrison     0   TE Kyle Brady          0
TE Tyrone Davis        3   TE None                0
K  John Hall           6   K  Steve Christie     10

Sea Stags 36 - Rage 26
Rage can't win Jon Kitna's first start of the season and Sea Stags win their fourth in a row behind UGA's own John Kasay to remain two games behind the Blur, ready to pounce on 'em and gnaw on their ankles like a rabid wildebeest at the first opportunity. Which might not be this week...Karl has Outlaws waiting by that house over there to gun him down. That's what they do to rabid wildebeests, you know. They don't want them coming into town and biting people. Sorta like in "To Kill A Mockingbird" when Mr. Finch shot that mad dog, remember? Hell of a book. The movie was pretty good too. Gregory Peck won an Oscar I think. Did you know Harper Lee never wrote anything else? Least I don't think she did. Hm. If you know for sure, let me know.
Sea Stags 36 Rage 26 ======================== ======================== QB Jeff Blake 12 QB Jon Kitna 9 RB Marshall Faulk 0 RB Duce Staley 6 RB J.J. Johnson 0 RB Fred Taylor 0 WR Cris Carter 3 WR Antonio Freeman 0 WR Randy Moss 6 WR Kevin Johnson 0 TE David Sloan 0 TE Wesley Walls 0 K John Kasay 15 K Matt Stover 11

Sea Stags 36 - Rage 26

Rage can't win Jon Kitna's first start of the season and Sea Stags win their fourth in a row behind UGA's own John Kasay to remain two games behind the Blur, ready to pounce on 'em and gnaw on their ankles like a rabid wildebeest at the first opportunity. Which might not be this week...Karl has Outlaws waiting by that house over there to gun him down. That's what they do to rabid wildebeests, you know. They don't want them coming into town and biting people. Sorta like in "To Kill A Mockingbird" when Mr. Finch shot that mad dog, remember? Hell of a book. The movie was pretty good too. Gregory Peck won an Oscar I think. Did you know Harper Lee never wrote anything else? Least I don't think she did. Hm. If you know for sure, let me know.

Sea Stags             36   Rage                  26
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QB Jeff Blake         12   QB Jon Kitna           9
RB Marshall Faulk      0   RB Duce Staley         6
RB J.J. Johnson        0   RB Fred Taylor         0
WR Cris Carter         3   WR Antonio Freeman     0
WR Randy Moss          6   WR Kevin Johnson       0
TE David Sloan         0   TE Wesley Walls        0
K  John Kasay         15   K  Matt Stover        11

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