Week 13 Results

Bake-O's 31 - Iron Men 16
The Davis and Elam show carry Bake-O's to another win as they stay in first place in BITE heading into next week's match with TWC. Davis's huge Monday night was the difference as BO returned to the wishbone. Iron Men got little more than Brett Favre and find themselves in no-man's land at 4-8-1. Not good enough for the playoffs, not bad enough to challenge for the #1 draft pick.
Bake-O's              31   Iron Men              16
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QB Vinny Testaverde    0   QB Brett Favre        12
RB Mario Bates         0   RB Warrick Dunn        0
RB Terrell Davis      18   RB Garrison Hearst     0
RB Tommy Vardell       6   RB Charles Way         0
TE Mark Bruener        0   TE Greg Clark          0
TE Shannon Sharpe      0   TE Pete Mitchell       3
K  Jason Elam          7   K  Brad Daluiso        1

Liquid Ham 21 - Munchen Mavericks 20
Liquid Ham clinch the LMON Division title and the #3 playoff seed with an nailbiter win over the Mavs. Joe must have been having kittens each time the ball was thrown to either Tim Brown or any Bronco other than Rod Smith on Monday night! This was an exciting game for both teams. Unfortunately for the Mavs, QB Steve McNair and his two TDR's were on the bench along with thier title hopes...
Liquid Ham            21   Munchen Mavericks     20
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QB Steve Young         6   QB John Elway          3
RB Mike Alstott        0   RB Jerome Bettis       3
RB Curtis Martin       0   WR Tim Brown           0
WR Antonio Freeman     3   WR Terry Glenn         0
WR Rod Smith           3   WR Keenan McCardell    0
TE Wesley Walls        0   WR Johnnie Morton      0
K  Adam Vinatieri      9   K  Mike Hollis        14

Necrotic Slough 16 - Outlaws 16
Outlaws happily settle for the tie, breaking their five game losing streak and rising out of the UFFL cellar. Harvey Williams moves to RB for the new run-and-shoot Slough, then doesn't score. Go figure. A tie by the two worst offensive -- interpret that word as you will :) -- teams in the league. Again, go figure...
Necrotic Slough       16   Outlaws               16
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QB Dan Marino          0   QB Kerry Collins       6
RB Harvey Williams     0   RB James Stewart       0
WR Bert Emanuel        3   WR Isaac Bruce         0
WR Irving Fryar        3   WR Rae Carruth         0
WR Anthony Miller      0   WR Keenan McCardell    0
WR Mike Pritchard      0   WR Frank Sanders       3
K  Al Del Greco       10   K  Matt Stover         7

Renegade Rebels 42 - Sea Stags 19
WHERE'S THE LOVE?!?! -- Jason Hanson returns to his vintage TWC form as RR rebound from last week's loss and stay tied for first in SLRS. This was the first game in Sea Stags history not played out of the run-and-shoot, instead featuring a Standard set and a loss. The Rebs' output might be the highest score in UFFL history where only three players on a team scored. I could look, but I'm just too damn lazy. Sod off.
Renegade Rebels       42   Sea Stags             19
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QB Kordell Stewart     6   QB Drew Bledsoe        0
RB Terry Allen         0   RB Marcus Allen        6
RB Eddie George        0   RB Napoleon Kaufman    0
RB Barry Sanders      18   WR Cris Carter         0
TE Ben Coates          0   WR Carl Pickens        0
TE Rickey Dudley       0   TE Eric Bjornson       0
K  Jason Hanson       18   K  John Kasay         13

Seattle Blur 44 - Lethal Weapon 4 11
Seattle Blur kick the stuffing out of LW4 and win their sixth game in a row as they maintain their first place tie with RR in SLRS and set up the game of the year next week. Karim (the RB, not the center) Abdul-Jabbar scored three TDRs, giving him 12 on the year as the Blur continue to kluge everybody. As for the Weapon, well...um...at least they scored.
Seattle Blur          44   Lethal Weapon 4       11
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QB Mark Brunell        3   QB Jeff George         0
RB Karim Abdul-Jabbar 18   RB Natrone Means       6
RB Dorsey Levens       9   RB Antowain Smith      0
WR James Jett          0   RB Robert Smith        0
WR Herman Moore        0   TE Troy Drayton        0
TE Dave Moore          0   TE Eric Green          0
K  John Hall          14   K  Gary Anderson       5

The Windmilling Chaos 18 - Egomaniacs 2
TWC vs. Egomaniacs this year: TWC 39 - EGO 4. 'Nuff said about this one. Ego fall into the UFFL cellar -- Hello, Mr. Manning? -- as TWC keep their division title hopes alive. A win over Bake-O's next week would give the Chaosians the #1 seed in the playoffs. Will they have a healthy QB? Two healthy WRs? Points from an RB? Film at 11!
The Windmilling Chaos 18   Egomaniacs             2
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QB Gus Frerotte        6   QB Tony Banks          0
RB Terry Kirby         0   RB Troy Davis          0
RB Thurman Thomas      0   RB Fred Lane           0
WR Wayne Chrebet       0   RB Chris Warren        0
WR Terance Mathis      3   TE Brent Jones         0
TE Tony Gonzalez       0   TE David Sloan         0
K  Ryan Longwell       9   K  Todd Peterson       2



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