Wk 13 Prize Money
1st Place: Rage - 41 pts
2nd Place: Lethal Weapon 4 - 39 pts



Let's hear it one more time for rampantly running parity! It could have all been settled by now, but Week 13 losses by LW4, OUT, and SB have left two divisions still up for grabs, and the No. 1 seed still undecided! Lots of scoring too, except for me and Rod. It's left me all muddled and I'm not going to take the time to try and sort it out enough to write updates for each game. Congratulations going out to Rage and LW4 for pulling the Mel game out with the division on the line for Ted, and to Egomaniacs for hitting Outlaws (who have chosen a most inopportune moment for a two game losing streak) about the head and shoulders with the Monday Night Comeback of the Week®. Apologies also to Fred for not recognizing him for the Monday Night Comeback of Last Week®. Here are the box scores. Enjoy, and just imagine the jokes I might have cracked at your expense. BTW...I just realized that four of the six games could have been won by the losing team with minor lineup alterations...just for fun I'll list the Bonehead players for each of those teams as well, just to amuse and torture myself. For what it's worth, check out the new awards graphics. Hope you like 'em. Let me know what you think.



Bake-O's 23 - The Windmilling Chaos 11
TWC BONEHEADS: RB Warrick Dunn (+12 pts) and TE Stephen Alexander (+3 pts)
BAKE-O'S                   23   THE WINDMILLING CHAOS      11
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QB Steve Beuerlein          9   QB Kerry Collins            3
RB Zack Crockett            6   RB Ahman Green              6
RB Napoleon Kaufman         0   RB Chad Morton              0
WR Qadry Ismail             0   WR Wayne Chrebet            0
WR Derrick Mayes            0   WR Derrick Mason            0
TE Shannon Sharpe           0   TE Chad Lewis               0
K  Jason Elam               8   K  Ryan Longwell            2

Egomaniacs 19 - Outlaws 16
OUT BONEHEAD: RB James Stewart (+6 pts) - This is the UFFL Bonehead of the Week®, as Jim originally had Stewart set to start on Thanksgiving then changed his mind on Tuesday night (or was it Wednesday?). Thus are divisions lost, my friend.
EGOMANIACS                 19   OUTLAWS                    16
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QB Daunte Culpepper         6   QB Charlie Batch            9
RB J.R. Redmond             0   RB Stephen Davis            0
RB Ricky Watters            6   RB Edgerrin James           0
WR Sylvester Morris         0   WR Troy Brown               0
WR Peerless Price           0   WR Isaac Bruce              0
TE Tony Gonzalez            0   TE Jay Riemersma            0
K  Joe Nedney               7   K  Martin Gramatica         7

Iron Men 20 - MacBain's 69th Highlanders 7
M69H BONEHEADS: None - you're hopeless, Rod. Completely hopeless.
IRON MEN                   20   MACBAIN'S 69th HIGHLANDERS  7
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QB Jake Plummer             0   QB Jay Fiedler              0
RB Corey Dillon            12   RB Larry Centers            0
RB Michael Pittman          3   RB Emmitt Smith             0
WR Laveranues Coles         0   WR Derrick Alexander        0
WR Bill Schroeder           0   WR Ike Hilliard             0
TE Roland Williams          0   TE Tony McGee               0
K  Steve Christie           5   K  Al The Greek             7

Munchen Mavericks 22 - Sea Stags 14
SS BONEHEADS: QB Rob Johnson (+6 pts) and TE Anthony Becht (+3 pts)
MUNCHEN MAVERICKS          22	SEA STAGS                  14
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QB Steve McNair             0   QB Drew Bledsoe             0
RB Jerome Bettis            6   RB Tshimanga Biakabutuka    0
WR Tim Brown                3   RB Thomas Jones             0
WR Terry Glenn              0   WR Cris Carter              0
WR Ed McCaffery             0   WR Peter Warrick            3
WR Eric Moulds              3   TE Dave Moore               0
K  Mike Hollis             10   K  Sebastian Janikowski    11

Rage 41 - Lethal Weapon 4 39
LW4 BONEHEADS: None - Rage was just the better team. Who knew?
RAGE                       41   LETHAL WEAPON 4            39
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QB Shaun King               6   QB Peyton Manning           6
RB Ron Dayne                6   RB Mike Anderson           18
RB Fred Taylor              3   RB Robert Smith             6
WR Antonio Freeman          0   WR Torry Holt               0
WR Rod Smith               12   WR Keyshawn Johnson         0
TE Frank Wycheck            0   TE Jackie Harris            0
K  Matt Stover             14   K  Gary Anderson            9

Renegade Rebels 38 - Seattle Blur 30
SB BONEHEADS: QB Aaron Brooks (+9 pts)
RENEGADE REBELS            38   SEATTLE BLUR               30
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QB Donovan McNabb           9   QB Trent Green              6
RB Eddie George             6   RB Marshall Faulk           0
RB Jamal Lewis             12   RB J.J. Johnson             6
RB Jerald Moore             6   WR Marvin Harrison          6
TE Kyle Brady               0   WR Randy Moss               6
TE Bubba Franks             0   TE Rickey Dudley            0
K  Olindo Mare              5   K  Jeff Hall                6



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